Imeeji Day 54

[awakenerd]

[There will be some cw rape stuff or mentions in threads my dudes.]

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[sonof]

[ an unprecedented level of intense unreadable staring going on in this corner of the soft room ]

[columbidaring]

[ E started out not caring if he won or not but then his RIVAL!!!11!! senses went off so now he MUST WIN ]

[sonof]

[ IF WE DON'T HAVE REAL BETTING CHIPS OR ANYTHING INVOLVED IN THIS MATCH Yasun is probably weaker at handling the cards so he probably loses out on more hands than he wins

but also then how do we keep track of who wins overall ]

[columbidaring]

[ we can use leftover marshmallows that didnt go in the hot chocolate as betting tokens, ]

[sonof]

[ that seems solid. in that case he is probably losing overall ]

[columbidaring]

[ probably only by a small margin though since E is also a complete poker newbie ]

Phew! I've discovered an intense opponent, here...

[sonof]

So you say, while steadily robbing me of all my puffs.

[columbidaring]

But not nearly as fast as I'd be robbing someone else!

[sonof]

[ laughs into a hand ]

What a fiend. I’ll have to guard my last few of these with my life.

[columbidaring]

Don't worry too much about it, I think you'll find I'm a gracious winner ♥!

[sonof]

Oh, but can you trust that I will be a gracious loser?

[columbidaring]

We'll just have to find out, won't we?

[sonof]

At some point in time, I’m sure.

[ new hand dealt and he makes a decent bid ]

[columbidaring]

[ i'm going to d e s t r o y y o u ]

[ STARTS BETTING MORE AGGRESSIVELY,,, ]

[sonof]

[ ends up all in on the next hand since he only had like 4 marshmallows left anyway ]

[columbidaring]

[ I mean sure fuck it, all in ]

[ but I can't risk not winning an all in round ]

[ these marshmallows are SO IMPORTANT TO ME ]

Hmm... you know? I have a good feeling about this next hand.

[ so im gonna cheat with self-fulfilling prophecy winning at gambling is what it was MADE TO DO, ]

[sonof]

Are there rules against cheating with magic?

[motorcycle_noises]

[ From over near Phoenix comes an answer to that-- ]

There are no rules about magic in poker.

[columbidaring]

Thank you, referee!

And anyway, what kind of opponent would I be if I didn't use all the resources at my disposal?

[sonof]

[ sighs and waves a hand ]

Then I've been had. Take the puffs, have your spoils.

[columbidaring]

[ eats a marshmallow ]

[ then sort of just slides the ones he won by cheating back ]

Those ones are bonus for catching the cheat. I promise it was only that last one, though.

[sonof]

[ laughs and pops one into his mouth ]

What a magnanimous victor.

[columbidaring]

I try~.

[sonof]

Beautiful and kind. I’ve lost in every way.