Imeeji Day 54

[awakenerd]

[There will be some cw rape stuff or mentions in threads my dudes.]

Comments

[sonof]

Oh, but can you trust that I will be a gracious loser?

[columbidaring]

We'll just have to find out, won't we?

[sonof]

At some point in time, I’m sure.

[ new hand dealt and he makes a decent bid ]

[columbidaring]

[ i'm going to d e s t r o y y o u ]

[ STARTS BETTING MORE AGGRESSIVELY,,, ]

[sonof]

[ ends up all in on the next hand since he only had like 4 marshmallows left anyway ]

[columbidaring]

[ I mean sure fuck it, all in ]

[ but I can't risk not winning an all in round ]

[ these marshmallows are SO IMPORTANT TO ME ]

Hmm... you know? I have a good feeling about this next hand.

[ so im gonna cheat with self-fulfilling prophecy winning at gambling is what it was MADE TO DO, ]

[sonof]

Are there rules against cheating with magic?

[motorcycle_noises]

[ From over near Phoenix comes an answer to that-- ]

There are no rules about magic in poker.

[columbidaring]

Thank you, referee!

And anyway, what kind of opponent would I be if I didn't use all the resources at my disposal?

[sonof]

[ sighs and waves a hand ]

Then I've been had. Take the puffs, have your spoils.

[columbidaring]

[ eats a marshmallow ]

[ then sort of just slides the ones he won by cheating back ]

Those ones are bonus for catching the cheat. I promise it was only that last one, though.

[sonof]

[ laughs and pops one into his mouth ]

What a magnanimous victor.

[columbidaring]

I try~.

[sonof]

Beautiful and kind. I’ve lost in every way.